To begin with,this article is totally fictitious and any resemblance to any person living or dead is totally co-incidential and unintended.
Since the beginning of life form on Earth we have come across autobiographies of many famous personalities.There have been many lessons to learn from their lives.But in between all of this,has anybody wondered what if a non-living object is granted a wish to come to life and write its autibiography.And what if that object somewhat be a part of human being throughout his/her life.I am talking about underwears.
Have we ever thought that if an underwear is to write an autobiography of itself what would it be like.Let me try to write a few points on it.Out of all the underwears in the world worn by both famous and infamous people let me pick the underwear worn by Britney Spears.I tell you that must be one lucky underwear.I really do not know what brand she wears so I assume it to be BS(by her initials).
So it all happened in the summer of 2008 that Britney Spears received a gift from her hubby Kevin.It was unusual as he is used to getting gifts from her but for a change they switched roles I believe.Now Britney was really happy to receive something she did not want(she already has everything).After giving Kevin the umpteenth kiss on his lips she opened up the neatly wraped pack and out came something she did not imagine it to be-the latest unlaunched brand of BS panties.I do not think if she was happy as she is not used to wearing them(her latest video proves it yet again),but she accepted them.They were pink in colour with yellow flames on them.I think they wanted to be both sexy and hot.Now Kevin wanted her to wear them and show how she looks.Britney hesitated but soon shed all of hers clothes to wear that 90cm triangular piece of neatly knit cloth.The panty was in her hands and she put her left leg first through one hole and now she put the other leg in the other hole and slowly brought them up below her navel.The BS brand was feeling both lucky and hot to have reached where seldom other panties do.Kevin watched it all and Britney showed it all.It was a matter of time that both of them looked at each other,smiled and came forward to lock lips.Then they decided to make love and in a matter of time came down the beautiful,the pink,the firey panty.It hardly stayed there for 5 minutes.BS was lying there near Kevin and Britney and seeing them love each other.She thought that after they finish Britney would put het back where she belongs.But Britney surprised her.After they were finished Britney lifted BS with her index finger,waved it a little and then threw it out of the window.There she went lying between other disposals by the sensational Britney.BS was there till next morning after which she was put in a garbage pack and put in a garbage truck.That was the end of its long-short life.BS ended by writing that she wish to be reborn and be worn by someone who loves her and wears her 24/7.